Gay Stereotypes Quotes

“Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?"

"Slept with him?"

Darryl was silent for a second. "After that.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“We don’t hide crazy,” I said. “We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.”
― Nick Wilgus, Shaking the Sugar Tree

“So what are you going to wear?”
I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past five minutes. “Clothes.”
― Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils

“Well let's face it, who on earth besides antique dealers and gay couples actually still give dinner parties?”
― Nigel Slater

“As a general rule, you won't find the love of your life while you're on your knees under a table." -- Helios Dayspring”
― Belinda McBride, An Uncommon Whore

“I even tried to usher her into this century by explaining that wearing rainbows didn’t automatically mean a person was gay. The Lucky Charms leprechaun was not necessarily a homosexual. The Care Bear with the rainbow on his tummy did not have a life partner. He didn’t even have genitals. (6)”
― Elna Baker, The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance: A Memoir

“Not all gays respond to the same stuff. Would Alexander the Great have loved Auntie Mame?”
― Bruce Bawer

“So, what are you going to wear?"

I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past five minutes. "Clothes."

She sighed. "Men.”
― Sean Kennedy, Tigers and Devils

“I said, you're really old."
"I'm old? Are you trying to be rude?"
Martin wasn't sure because it sounded as though there was a touch of pride in his nephew's voice.
"No, it's just...don't most of gay men die before they're forty?"
"Who told you that?" Martin gulped down the rest of his wine. He should have brought the bottle.”
― Marshall Thornton

“Well Okay" Carter said "so the the average homosexual has five hundred sex partners a year, but I've been here almost a week and you don't have sex with anybody. Is there something wrong with you?”
― Marshall Thornton, My Favorite Uncle

“Does babygirl mean camp?”
― Matty Healy