Hanky Panky Quotes

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’

Because you called me a phoney, Moist thought. You saw through me straight away. Because you didn’t nail my head to the door with your crossbow. Because you have no small talk. Because I’d like to get to know you better, even though it would be like smooching an ashtray. Because I wonder if you could put into the rest of your life the passion you put into smoking a cigarette. In defiance of Miss Maccalariat I’d like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart… well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get to know one another better. I’d like to know as much about your soul as you know about mine…

He said: ‘Because I hardly know you.’

‘If it comes to that, I hardly know you, either,’ said Miss Dearheart.

‘I’m rather banking on that,’ said Moist. This got a smile.

‘Smooth answer. Slick. Where are we really eating tonight?”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“Dodger, still trusting his luck, in his most ingratiating voice, said: "Well, dear Mrs Mayhew, I can promise you that there will not be any hanky-panky, because I do not know what panky is and I've never had a hanky. Only a wipe."
For a moment her steely glare melted again and Mrs Mayhew said, "You are a very forward young man, Mister Dodger."
"I certainly hope so, Mrs Mayhew; indeed sometimes I think I am being pulled forward through no fault of my own. However, Mrs Mayhew, I am sure you will agree with me that being forward is better by far than being backward.”
― Terry Pratchett, Dodger