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Can your best Christmas cracker joke beat these?

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Nothing says Christmas dinner like bad jokes!

How do snowmen shop online? They use the winter-net!

That's right, we're talking about the best, or some might say the worst, part of Christmas day... the Christmas cracker jokes.

You might think you know them all, but TV channels U and Gold have revealed their top 10 Christmas cracker jokes of 2025.

And here at Newsround, we want to know what YOUR best Christmas cracker joke is. Let us know in the comments and we might even read them out on the show!

More Christmas corkers:

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WATCH: Nina shows you how to make your own Christmas cracker (from 2022)

As part of the yearly Christmas cracker joke list, TV viewers send in their best creations, and in 2025, TV presenters and popstars top the list.

Number three on the list was one that music fans of the year might enjoy:

Which pop star carves her own wooden nativity scene?

Sabrina Carpenter!

And for fans of The Traitors, here's number eight:

What is Claudia Winkleman's favourite part of Christmas dinner?

The taters!

Popstar Sabrina Carpenter pulling a silly face as she holds awards at a red carpet ceremonyReuters

Will you be seeing Sabrina Carpenter's name in your Christmas crackers this year?

There's evidence to say that Christmas cracker jokes are nearly 100 years old, first appearing in crackers in the 1920s.

And crackers themselves are nearly 200 years old, dating back to the a Victorian creation of wrapping sweets in twisted paper.

For now, we'll leave you with another classic to read out over your Christmas dinner...

What type of photos do elves take?

Elf-ies!

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